Wisdom, Forrest Gump Style


Wisdom, Forrest Gump Style

This week I’m blogging, and our “guest” is good ol’ Forrest Gump

Gather ’round, and we’ll see what our adventurer friend has to share.

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Do not be like the horse or the mule, which have no understanding and must be controlled by bit and bridle or they will not come to you.
Psalm 32:9

Forrest Gump Life Wisdom

My husband can imitate Forrest Gump to a T, so when he came in with the latest Gump joke (origin unknown), I knew I had to share it. Goes something like this …

Forrest Gump Life Wisdom

Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. 

St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gate.

“Heaven’s getting a bit crowded, Forrest, so we’ve decided to give a test before letting folks in.”

“Hope it’s not too hard.”

“Oh, you’ll do all right,” St. Peter replied. “What two days in the week start with the letter T?”

“Today and tomorrow.”

“That wasn’t the answer I was looking for, but I guess it’ll do. Try this one: How many seconds are in a year?”

“Twelve.”

St. Peter frowns. “Twelve? How’d you get twelve?”

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“Well, there’s January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …”

St. Peter scratches his head. “You’ve got a point there. I guess I’ll accept it. Does God have a first name?”

“Yes. First name’s Andy.”

“Where in the world did Andy come from?”

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“Well, my mama and I used to sing a song in church. Went somethin’ like this:  ‘Andy walks with me. Andy talks with me …'”

Forrest, the Philosopher

Renowned English philosopher, William Ockam, is known for coming up with a problem-solving principle (Ockam’s Razor) that has withstood the test of time: The simplest answer is generally the best answer.

So were Forrest’s simple-as-can-be responses that far off?

Might the questioner have asked more specific questions?

Unfortunately, life often asks complicated questions, but Forrest Gump was able to use Ockam’s Razor to pare down even the most intricate issues to simple truth.

Most of us would have considered both the simple and more complex possibilities before answering St. Peter’s questions. But not Forrest. Occam adherent to a very simple T, Forrest was too literal for weighing more than one possibility against another. 

In the grand scheme of things, is that so bad?

To some, Forrest is a goofball (or the mule King David describes). But to others, like myself, Forrest Life Wisdom 101 is spot on: (Tweet That!)

(1) Life’s a marathon. Just run.

(2) Life’s a box of chocolates.
 Enjoy what you get.

(3) Life’s all about love. So love. 
(4) Life has a guide book.
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(5) Life’s hard. Deal with it.

P.S. King David, the Psalmist, penned a verse 8 before the verse 9 above:

I will instruct you and teach you in the way you should go;
I will counsel you with my loving eye on you.

But the psalmist didn’t stop there. He added a verse 10:

Many are the woes of the wicked, but the Lord’s unfailing love
surrounds the one who trusts in him.

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The hero of our story trusted his closest advisor—Mama—who pointed him to hers: God. Mama’s love never failed Forrest–from a simple park bench at home to the jungles of Viet Nam and along roads, streets, and highways all over the country

But God has Mama beat, hands down. Check it out.

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Let’s Chat! Author Janell B. Wojtowicz

Let’s Chat with Author Janell B. Wojtowicz!

Welcome, Janell Wojtowicz and Readers. I’m so glad you could join us. This week we’re visiting with author Janell B. Wojtowicz (For those of us without a clue as to how to pronounce Janell’s Polish name, it’s Why-tow-vitch). Grab a cup and a spot in our circle. Don’t forget to join the conversation below for a chance to win an ebook copy of Janell’s novel, Embracing Hope.

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Janell Wojtowicz: Life Before Writing

Born and raised on an Iowa farm, I’m an introverted farmer’s daughter who ended up in the extroverted big city. My dad farmed 360 acres and raised cattle and hogs. Mom was the stereotypical homemaker. My brother is pastor in a small Iowa town. I’m the exception to the family’s rural tradition.

My first venture into city life was to Northwestern College in St. Paul, Minnesota, where I earned a B.S. in written communication/journalism emphasis. Returning to my Iowa roots, I worked the next 10 years as a reporter/editor in three rural community newspapers.

I married Frank, a Minneapolis guy (friend of the family), in 1993, and officially became a city slicker—a married version of Mary Tyler Moore. I worked in Northwestern’s PR department for 12 years, 16 months at a Christian inner-city nonprofit, and four years in public information for the Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board. Since 2010, I’ve worked as a freelance writer and now an author.

How Janell Wojtowicz Began as an Author

Embracing Hope is my debut novel. It launched in November 2016. I never set out to write it. The idea and compulsion began in 2007 when I watched a BBC version of Jane Eyre. That night, I dreamed the beginning, pivotal middle scene and ending of my story, and began writing it the next day.

It took nine years of stops and starts before Embracing Hope was published. Life interrupted: job loss/search, family health issues and loss, downsizing and moving, and apathy when the publishing world was turned upside down by ebooks and Amazon. I pitched my novel to and was rejected by 10 agents before I stopped in 2010 when I lost my full-time job. Looking for a job and pitching a novel are too similar and I could tolerate only so much rejection. During those years, I worked on the manuscript and the sequels for pure enjoyment without the pressure of pitching.

Pivotal Moments for Janell Wojtowicz


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n 2015, one of my best friends and writing mentor died of a massive heart attack. A few months later it was as if he whispered from heaven, “Janell, it’s time.” I got serious and decided to try again in his memory. I pursued small publishers because the competition for agents was stiff and I was an unknown first-timer. I pitched to three small publishers in early 2016: one was a flat out rejection. The second offered me a contract, which I signed in April 2016. I withdrew my pitch from a third one as a result. In August, the publisher closed its doors. My novel hadn’t progressed beyond the contract, so I wasn’t surprised. I gave up on traditional publishing and considered self-publishing—for about a week.

I posted a question on the LinkedIn Authors, Editors, Publishers and Bloggers group about resubmitting to the third publisher. All respondents said I had nothing to lose, so I did. A few days later I got an email from a group member offering his advice. A Christian entrepreneurial businessman, he had published a few books. Over the next weeks, we discussed the state of publishing and our goals. He and his wife read my manuscript, then he asked if he could publish it since he was starting a traditional Christian publishing company, Discern Products. Embracing Hope is the first fiction venture.

Lesson learned: Never underestimate LinkedIn connections!

A Debut for Janell

By the way, the third publisher contacted me a few days after I signed the contract asking to see my full manuscript. I felt so bad withdrawing it again, but she was understanding.

What’s been odd about my “dream come true” is I’ve never done the cartwheel, cheering, or bawling that I had looked forward to for years. I’ve had heart palpations, tummy trembles, and occasional utterances of “Weeeee!” My hands shook as I held the proof. (Tweet That!) When the first box of books arrived, I gasped then sighed in satisfaction and relief

And panic at the next hurdle: marketing the beast. Right now my publisher and I are focusing on getting Embracing Hope out to the masses.

What’s Next for Janell

There are two sequels in development. The story of the bad boy in Embracing Hope is 90 percent done. The second is 50 percent done. A fourth and fifth are twinkles in my eyes.

Some Insight From Janell

When I look back on it, I see God’s hand at work. Losing my full-time job and fruitless searching for a job disheartened me. However,  managing the family issues and publishing a book would have been impossible if I had a full-time job. And while I had asked God why I had to go through the pain of losing the first publisher, I see it was how God directed me to Discern Products.

As often as Romans 8:28 is tossed around, I’ve learned that “God works all things for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.”

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Readers, thank you for joining us. You can find Janell at the following:

Goodreads – http://bit.ly/2p7bsMw

Twitter – @janellwoj

Blog – http://janellwoj.wordpress.com

Author Facebook – www.Facebook.com/janellbwoj

And you can purchase her book at the following:

Amazon – http://amzn.to/2q4UXjf

Smashwords – http://bit.ly/2p77JP4

Barnes Noble Nook – http://bit.ly/2oBYm8g

Kobo – http://bit.ly/2pU5aQq

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Thank you, Janell Wojtowicz, for being the center of attention this week. Your journey and persistence are examples to us. God bless your every effort for Him. 

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Lord, You’re so kind to use faulty vessels like us to accomplish Your purposes. Bless Janell as she labors to convey Your Truth through story. ~ For Jesus’ sake

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6 thoughts on “Let’s Chat! Author Janell B. Wojtowicz

  1. I love it when Christians give it another try when the Holy Spirit nudges us. Congratulations, Janelle! So glad you followed through. Sounds like a great concept for a story, too.

     
     
    1. Janell Wojtowicz

      Clarice, sometimes I wish the Holy Spirit would give me a shove not just a tap on the shoulder!

       
       
  2. Quantrilla Ard

    Janell, I loved learning more about your journey! So glad that you pursued this yearning placed in your heart from long before. It seems as if the book title is more than just that, it describes your faith walk and success! Hugs!

     
     
    1. Janell Wojtowicz

      Thanks Quantrilla, it’s great to hear from you again. Yes, the book’s title reflects a lot of emotions.

       
       
  3. Jane Theriot

    God always has our best interest at heart. Glad you pursued your dreams and followed the plan He had for you.

     
     
    1. Janell Wojtowicz

      Thanks, Jane. It’s been a comfort to know He’s got things under control because this entire experience has been challenging. But that’s the nature of the publishing beast.

       
       

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